my 1st burfday pressie.. ( 10 days to go )

most of my frens will aware tat my burfday is comin jor.. who can forgets my special day - 10101010101010?!?! *wink*

by the way, gotta declare a bit.. i din count those days ( 10 days to go.. ) on purpose.. whenever i loafing through my friendster profile, there is a cute tiny countdown testi sent by Junn.. so i get to know how many days left to my burfday lor.. i really din count *innocent stares*

back to the real purpose of writin tis blog.. someone gave me a big big burfday pressie yday nite.. so y i boast around?? coz i love to la.. kakakaka.. as a polite girl, i must show some appreciation to my fren.. rite?? ( i still crappin tat i'm a polite girl ) x_x

when i 1st saw the pressie, i was like.. astonished, dumbfounded, stunned, puzzled, bewildered, etc.. ( i can write a whole paragraph of adjectives just to describe how i felt ) anyway, i was like openin a big big mouth n just had a shocked of my life.. the surprises came from many aspects.. 1st, i never thought he will buy me a gift.. secondly, i never tot he gave me a pricey gift ( u told me u gonna get me a cheap 1, bluff me!! )

by the way, the sender did not hand me the pressie himself.. he hired the beautiful n efficient Delivery Manager aka my best friend, thoo pei san to send me the gift.. not even fedex or dhl can provides me tat kinda lovely service.. ( enuf of boastin la )

before i show the pics of my pressie, i wanna say gazillion thanks to tai wai.. is so lovely to c his burfday pressie arrives earlier than usual..

tHank U so muCh

so here is my 1st burfday pressie..

ice cream divine..!!wat's in the box?? ta dah..!! 4 cutie haagen dazs ice cream mooncake r u tempted??

hey, dun ever say my pressie is weird.. it will costs me hundreds if i bought it myself.. but who cares?! i'm lovin it..!! i'll go ga-ga over ice cream.. yummy!!

p/s : i will share my haagen dazs ice cream mooncake wit the Delivery Manager, as tis is oni the delivery fees she gets.. so, redeem from me ASAP..!!

~ holidays fever ~

after strugglin for 6 papers weeks ago, holidays mean so much to me.. furthermore, I got 3 months of holidays!! isn’t it fantastic?? My workin friends will be blardy envious of me *devilish grin*

holiday passes barely a week, i begin to feel lifeless.. i know i deserve a great rest after goin through a horrible n hectic semester.. but y do i still feel so distracted?

basically, my sleepin time has gone haywire.. sleepin when the sun rises in the mornin.. yeah, my day has turned into the nite n vice versa.. i'll stay awake all nite long for dramas, msn chattin, surfin the Internet, etc.. my body definitely shriekin for help *sigh*

additionally, my life is not only lifeless, is becoming more piggie-ness.. once i open my eyes, i'll start gulpin things into my mouth.. wat a nice piggie here!! then, i'll idle or sleep again (!!!) while waitin for my beautiful dinner.. hohoho.. occasionally, my frens will come over to hv dinner wit me ( thanks for the companion, my frens!! )

the piggie is plannin to work on freelancing soon.. but only after my kor kor's weddin, my special day n my big trip ( i hope is ON ).. tat will be approximately mid of oct.. see, the piggie is good in plannin n not completely sluggish.. kakaka.. n the piggie is so broke after shoppin so much during holidays..

in short, my current life is just being a wonderful piggie..

p/s : the piggie totally forgotten bout completin her Final Year Project ( school homework ) tis holidays..!!

single n lovin it..!!

few days ago, my male friend fetched me out for dinner.. then all of a sudden, he popped the most Frequently-Asked-Question again; "may kuan, y u duwan go paktoh wor..??" *frust*

this big WHY ques.. i hv lost count how many of them starin at me eagerly waitin for me to blurt out the ans.. nonetheless, i just laugh it off without providing any ans..

( them = male n female friends; them = ∞ )

"y u r single?" if i hear tis ques again, i'll just give 1 of the following :

1. in the beginning, there were no stairmasters or low-fat-high-fiber muffins, and so people lived to only about 40-something.. maximum..
   meaning? the pressure was on to get married before age 25.. however, today, thanks to medical advances ( and supplements, pills, etc ) we can all hope to live to age 80.. easy..
   meaning? even if we get married at age 40, that's still 35, 45, even 55 years to be with a mate. plenty time to b married..
2. couples are not necessarily better catches simply because they were caught.. i mean, have you taken a look at some of the married people out there? Hitler got married. Frankenstein got married.. obviously married people are not superior people.. ( hohoho )
3. meanwhile, look at some of our cool single role models:
   catwoman: single..
   Buddha: single..
   the lone ranger: single..
   actually, all superheroes also single la; superman, wonder woman, dudley do-right, etc..
4. then there's The Ultimate Superhero -- God.. also single. and God is even a single-parent household..
5. it's too easy to become married.. 2.3 million people do it a year.. so i choose to b the sophisticated 1.. hohoho

excerpted from "Even God Is Single (So Stop Giving Me a Hard Time)" by Karen Salmansohn with my own permission.. sorry, dun accuse me for plagiarizing..

anyway, being single can be a wonderful n fulfilling time in your life.. and, most importantly, singles are not abnormal..! so dun ask me those annoyin ques again..!!

~ MSN encounters ~

i'm gonna share some of the experience i've encountered during msn chattin wit some strangers.. below contains some offensive materials.. such msg is directed primarily at a mature reader.. in another way, no offense la..

almost everyday i will receive a new invitation on approving ppl in msn.. nevertheless, i will just click "approve" since i was naively thought it will b my long-lost friends.. it turns out that 90% of them are strangers..!! ok, i'm fine in chattin wit new friends as long as no online sex, porno pics, etc.. some of them r sincerely makin new friends n some of them r real jerks..!!

below r some of the scenarios happened between me n few mr anonymous........

Scenario 1
mr anonymous : hie, mind to intro?
me : huh? wat to intro? i'm not interested la..
mr anonymous : i saw ur pics in friendster.. u look sexy.. blah blah..
me : *darn geram* sir, u viewed wrong profiles la..
mr anonymous : can i get u a sexy dress?
me : $^(*%#@
~ u've been blocked n deleted by me.. sorry, moron!! ~

Scenario 2
mr anonymous : hie dear..
me : ....................
mr anonymous : i'm lookin for a gf.. n u r so suitable to b my gf..
me : *puking on my keyboard* sir, u lookin for the wrong person la..
mr anonymous : y not? we can know each other more mar.. blah blah
me : ................... ( offline )
the next day..
mr anonymous : can u open ur speaker?
me : huh? y? i'm sick la.. dun talk to me..
mr anonymous : just open n listen, k?
me : kkk ( switchin to the max volume )
guess wat..! he is playin guitar through msn!! (@_@)
me : ooppss, wat r u doin? dun tell me u playin guitar ar..!!
*shocked*
mr anonymous : yeah, i'm playin for u.. do u like it??
me : thank u very much.. but i'm sick now.. so soli
*lagilah shocked*
he continues play his guitar without my acknowledgement..
me : ........................

Scenario 3
mr anonymous: hv u ever used a condom? wanna hv sex wit me??
me : $*#)@&%
~ u've been blocked n deleted by me.. sorry, moron!! ~

those r just some of the examples of my bad encounters.. i do believe there r lotsa sincere n well-behaved guys out there.. chat wit a sincere heart n not those intention on lookin for a gf, k? lookin for gf/bf online is just not my cup of tea..!! just continue findin the next victim lor..

~ my past ~

1991-1996 Primary level
the naïve n childish era of me.. enrolled into MGS Junior ( is now located near KL Sentral ) by my mama’s mistake.. wat i meant mistake is i was suppose to study in Kuen Cheng ( chinese school ).. but whatever it is, i’m glad at where i am today ~mk aka the sei ABC / banana~

i dunno wat I’ve studied in tat 6 yrs.. basically, i went to school just for the sake of having fun only.. I’ve been so playful all my life.. kakaka.. just love playin “jump aeroplane”, “batu seremban”, “curi tulang”, etc.. if u r in my era, u should know what r the games that I mentioned..

despite all tis stupid stuff, i've known some of the bestest frens back then.. the frens remained sooooo close till now.. ms thoo pei san, ms see min yee, ms chong wun yee, ms loh yu mi, ms eva woo, just to name a few..
smuackkss, love u guys..!!

1997-2001 High school level
yeah, the happiest moment of my life..!! my bestest frens remained as my schoolmate.. ermm, basically i stucked in girls school for > 10 yrs.. hohoho.. the most active moment in my life, handlin studies n after-school activities.. FYI, i was in St John Ambulance, librarian board, chess club, badminton, etc.. our school is compulsory for all tis (x_x)

the downside of my high school life, actually i hv difficulties in interactin wit boys!! darn embarassin.. ermm, u can't blame me for tis coz i've been trained to talk wit girls only..!! kaka.. anyway, things got better when i grew up..

this is the time for all the puppy loves n guys-chase-girls-time.. hoho.. but i hv a clean record for tis.. aku tidak ber-paktoh wit sesiapapun.. y i'm so proud of this?? insane me.. but i need to make a confession here.. i'm really sorry to whoever i've hurt before.. i know i'm ignorant n idiot to disrespect u guys.. i'm really sorry to u guys, especially Mr A..

everythin has been passed.. writin tis blog really brings back some nostalgia of my past.. whatever i've achieved or regretted remain as my memories to make me even stronger..