~ MSN encounters ~
i'm gonna share some of the experience i've encountered during msn chattin wit some strangers.. below contains some offensive materials.. such msg is directed primarily at a mature reader.. in another way, no offense la..
almost everyday i will receive a new invitation on approving ppl in msn.. nevertheless, i will just click "approve" since i was naively thought it will b my long-lost friends.. it turns out that 90% of them are strangers..!! ok, i'm fine in chattin wit new friends as long as no online sex, porno pics, etc.. some of them r sincerely makin new friends n some of them r real jerks..!!
below r some of the scenarios happened between me n few mr anonymous........
Scenario 1
mr anonymous : hie, mind to intro?
me : huh? wat to intro? i'm not interested la..
mr anonymous : i saw ur pics in friendster.. u look sexy.. blah blah..
me : *darn geram* sir, u viewed wrong profiles la..
mr anonymous : can i get u a sexy dress?
me : $^(*%#@
~ u've been blocked n deleted by me.. sorry, moron!! ~
Scenario 2
mr anonymous : hie dear..
me : ....................
mr anonymous : i'm lookin for a gf.. n u r so suitable to b my gf..
me : *puking on my keyboard* sir, u lookin for the wrong person la..
mr anonymous : y not? we can know each other more mar.. blah blah
me : ................... ( offline )
the next day..
mr anonymous : can u open ur speaker?
me : huh? y? i'm sick la.. dun talk to me..
mr anonymous : just open n listen, k?
me : kkk ( switchin to the max volume )
guess wat..! he is playin guitar through msn!! (@_@)
me : ooppss, wat r u doin? dun tell me u playin guitar ar..!!
*shocked*
mr anonymous : yeah, i'm playin for u.. do u like it??
me : thank u very much.. but i'm sick now.. so soli
*lagilah shocked*
he continues play his guitar without my acknowledgement..
me : ........................
Scenario 3
mr anonymous: hv u ever used a condom? wanna hv sex wit me??
me : $*#)@&%
~ u've been blocked n deleted by me.. sorry, moron!! ~
those r just some of the examples of my bad encounters.. i do believe there r lotsa sincere n well-behaved guys out there.. chat wit a sincere heart n not those intention on lookin for a gf, k? lookin for gf/bf online is just not my cup of tea..!! just continue findin the next victim lor..
6 comments:
yo, ymk, how come i surfing so long never met such jerk??? wuahahahahah
are u making stories??
wah!!!
Pls don post the "FAT HAU" picture in friendster. haha...
Ok.. First of all~~ those kind of things.. i first time lisen frm u.. .. and after that.. never heard of any of my frenz get tat kind of problem...
secondly.. i think..what the anoymous no.1(KY) said is ture, u always post "FAT HAO" pic in friendster, btw.. for those that duno what is FAT HAO .. FAT HAO means.. MIANG~ ...
btw.. for mr/ms anonymous no.2, i think is a ms.. the senario 2 is true .. as she complain to me when some one plying guitar and ask her lisent at MSN.. is kinda sweat~~ =.=""
..enoguht of critics.. later Ms YMK Kill me...
=P
Haha... don't simply give our your msn id to anyone lor
World is full with all kind of people...just think positive..you're so charming to attract so many diferent kind of people..haha..improve ur experience and knowledge..got fat hau o not..no comment..lol
dear neo,
i din give out my msn to anyone wor.. FYI, a mysterious thai just added me in msn.. n i got no idea y my msn id has gone international..!!
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