single n lovin it..!!

few days ago, my male friend fetched me out for dinner.. then all of a sudden, he popped the most Frequently-Asked-Question again; "may kuan, y u duwan go paktoh wor..??" *frust*

this big WHY ques.. i hv lost count how many of them starin at me eagerly waitin for me to blurt out the ans.. nonetheless, i just laugh it off without providing any ans..

( them = male n female friends; them = ∞ )

"y u r single?" if i hear tis ques again, i'll just give 1 of the following :

1. in the beginning, there were no stairmasters or low-fat-high-fiber muffins, and so people lived to only about 40-something.. maximum..
   meaning? the pressure was on to get married before age 25.. however, today, thanks to medical advances ( and supplements, pills, etc ) we can all hope to live to age 80.. easy..
   meaning? even if we get married at age 40, that's still 35, 45, even 55 years to be with a mate. plenty time to b married..
2. couples are not necessarily better catches simply because they were caught.. i mean, have you taken a look at some of the married people out there? Hitler got married. Frankenstein got married.. obviously married people are not superior people.. ( hohoho )
3. meanwhile, look at some of our cool single role models:
   catwoman: single..
   Buddha: single..
   the lone ranger: single..
   actually, all superheroes also single la; superman, wonder woman, dudley do-right, etc..
4. then there's The Ultimate Superhero -- God.. also single. and God is even a single-parent household..
5. it's too easy to become married.. 2.3 million people do it a year.. so i choose to b the sophisticated 1.. hohoho

excerpted from "Even God Is Single (So Stop Giving Me a Hard Time)" by Karen Salmansohn with my own permission.. sorry, dun accuse me for plagiarizing..

anyway, being single can be a wonderful n fulfilling time in your life.. and, most importantly, singles are not abnormal..! so dun ask me those annoyin ques again..!!