oops, someone hardsellin me..!!

1st of all, thanks for hardsellin me in ur blog..

as the saying goes, wat comes around goes around.. so, in return, i'll post blardy hardsell u here..

The Incredible MZ

Name : Mr Ivan Thang Chin Wai aka MZ

DOB : 3rd May 1984

Zodiac sign : A bull

Height : Above 5 feet

Weight : Less than 55kg *pengsan*

Body type : Stick thin + anorexic + slender

Pros : Has a cunning smile + caring + smart + pathetic young lookin

Cons : Typical KL guy + pathetic skinny + he's prettier than me ( arrggghhh!!! )

Sexual preference : Many may misconceive he's a homosexual by his outlook.. but, no doubt he's heterosexual ( straight )

he's currently lookin for pretty faces n searchin for beautiful mind.. ermm, let me translate tis.. wat he wans r, a gorgeous face with a nice bod n witty.. no excess fat, no pig-faced, no dumb dumb chicks.. preferably, someone so hot like jessica alba..

if u think u can fulfill the above requirements, plz give me a call.. n i'll arrange a matchmakin session for u guys..

disclaimer : kononnya, his post will be held in his blog for 10 days only, as his appreciation toward my kind attention wor.. but this post will b held eternity in my blog, just for u..